Post by mrexpendable on Oct 21, 2009 0:41:54 GMT -5
Let's turn the clock back to the legendary era of the 1960s. Back when superheroes were all the rage worldwide. Certainly the US was the heart and home of our beloved childhood heroes, but what of other nations bit by the super bug? Foreign movie studios certainly were not going to just let this exotic craze from the States blow by, so of course their own adaptations of superhero major motion pictures were made... Just with unexpected results.
In the blue corner we have the Man of Steel! The Hindi speaking Hero! The defender of funk! Indian Superman!
Powers:
- Super strength
- Super flight
- Super breath
- Super telekinesis
- Super charisma
- Super dancing skills[/b]
Indian Superman is a hero whose personality is as deep as regular Superman's personality is shallow. Whereas regular Superman has nearly zero emotion, his Indian counterpart is just bursting with it.
In the film, Indian Superman teams up with Indian Spiderwoman in what appears to be a forbidden love. A DC hero in love with a Marvel hero? Consider someone's Justice League membership and someone's Avengers membership revoked. Alas, such is the fate of what is likely another case of star-crossed lovers.
Unlike our boring mild Superman, Indian Superman is a spicy curry of passionate love for what's right. As you can plainly see, Indian Superman has no problems dropping the nice guy assumptions when he takes on a group of delinquents. One punk is sent into space while the other one is spun away with psychic power. Not to mention, the guy starts a wild dance party just by being there, something regular Superman would never do.
Indian Superman knows what's right, and he doesn't let anything stop his burning desires for law and love. But can his smooth moves best the other challenger in the ring?
In the red corner is the only hero described as amazing! The vigilante of Venice! Rome's roaming defender! Friendly Neighborhood Italian Spiderman!
(It's actually a spoof film you can watch in full)
Powers:
- Spidey strength
- Spidey speed
- Spidey venom bite
- Ability to control spiders
- Flight
- Teleportation
- Spidey sex appeal
- Size manipulation
- Super surfing skills
- Exploding boomerang mustache
- Ability to create any object by controlling chickens
- Summoning penguins to do his bidding
Just by looking at that list of powers already tells you that Italian Spiderman could undoubtedly beat Japanese Spiderman and even regular Spiderman in a fight. Italian Spiderman is the man that pansy Peter Parker wishes he could be but isn't. Firstly, Italian Spiderman has the resolve to kill. If justice needs serving, he's gonna do it any way he can to protect the world, even if it means killing a few henchmen or using one of his girlfriends as a meatshield. Moreover, the breadth of Italian Spiderman's skills extends beyond simple spider acrobatics. Resourceful as ever, Italian Spiderman can adeptly wield firearms, fight hand to hand, ride various vehicles, communicate with certain animals, and play the trumpet. Why didn't you see any web slinging in the film? Simple. Italian Spiderman didn't need to fight at full strength to take down the slithering Captain Maximum, one of Italy's most infamous supervillains.
Italian Spiderman is the ultimate ladies' man. Upon the first scene at the Spidey-Pad, we see our hero surrounded by voluptuous dames. He is a man who lives dangerously (without a secret identity, no less), and that's very sexy. Because hey, nothing says you live a dangerous life more than an ambush by an armed croc in your own home kitchen. Though as attractive as he is, Italian Spiderman is always a gentleman. Guys, don't you ever be rude to the ladies around Italian Spiderman unless you want to be Spider-socked in the face. As Italian Spiderman cleanly commands us men, "respect women". This especially so whenever you men out there order your girlfriends or wives to brew a macchiato for you. Oh, and you know those random panther growls you hear in the film? Those aren't state of the art movie sound special effects. They're actual audible testaments to the absolute awesome of Italian Spiderman. Puny Peter can't hold a candle to this crazy charisma.
Mr. Parker doesn't have half the powers or manhood Italian Spiderman has. The guts to do what's right in any way possible. The bad, rad, rude attitude. A pack of super quiet Il Gallo cigarettes in contrast with the hum of the portable Spidey-cycle. This is what makes Italian Spiderman so superior.
Both heroes in the ring. All we need now is your votes.
The Wheel of Fate is Turning! Rebel one! Action!
In the blue corner we have the Man of Steel! The Hindi speaking Hero! The defender of funk! Indian Superman!
Powers:
- Super strength
- Super flight
- Super breath
- Super telekinesis
- Super charisma
- Super dancing skills[/b]
Indian Superman is a hero whose personality is as deep as regular Superman's personality is shallow. Whereas regular Superman has nearly zero emotion, his Indian counterpart is just bursting with it.
In the film, Indian Superman teams up with Indian Spiderwoman in what appears to be a forbidden love. A DC hero in love with a Marvel hero? Consider someone's Justice League membership and someone's Avengers membership revoked. Alas, such is the fate of what is likely another case of star-crossed lovers.
Unlike our boring mild Superman, Indian Superman is a spicy curry of passionate love for what's right. As you can plainly see, Indian Superman has no problems dropping the nice guy assumptions when he takes on a group of delinquents. One punk is sent into space while the other one is spun away with psychic power. Not to mention, the guy starts a wild dance party just by being there, something regular Superman would never do.
Indian Superman knows what's right, and he doesn't let anything stop his burning desires for law and love. But can his smooth moves best the other challenger in the ring?
In the red corner is the only hero described as amazing! The vigilante of Venice! Rome's roaming defender! Friendly Neighborhood Italian Spiderman!
Powers:
- Spidey strength
- Spidey speed
- Spidey venom bite
- Ability to control spiders
- Flight
- Teleportation
- Spidey sex appeal
- Size manipulation
- Super surfing skills
- Exploding boomerang mustache
- Ability to create any object by controlling chickens
- Summoning penguins to do his bidding
Just by looking at that list of powers already tells you that Italian Spiderman could undoubtedly beat Japanese Spiderman and even regular Spiderman in a fight. Italian Spiderman is the man that pansy Peter Parker wishes he could be but isn't. Firstly, Italian Spiderman has the resolve to kill. If justice needs serving, he's gonna do it any way he can to protect the world, even if it means killing a few henchmen or using one of his girlfriends as a meatshield. Moreover, the breadth of Italian Spiderman's skills extends beyond simple spider acrobatics. Resourceful as ever, Italian Spiderman can adeptly wield firearms, fight hand to hand, ride various vehicles, communicate with certain animals, and play the trumpet. Why didn't you see any web slinging in the film? Simple. Italian Spiderman didn't need to fight at full strength to take down the slithering Captain Maximum, one of Italy's most infamous supervillains.
Italian Spiderman is the ultimate ladies' man. Upon the first scene at the Spidey-Pad, we see our hero surrounded by voluptuous dames. He is a man who lives dangerously (without a secret identity, no less), and that's very sexy. Because hey, nothing says you live a dangerous life more than an ambush by an armed croc in your own home kitchen. Though as attractive as he is, Italian Spiderman is always a gentleman. Guys, don't you ever be rude to the ladies around Italian Spiderman unless you want to be Spider-socked in the face. As Italian Spiderman cleanly commands us men, "respect women". This especially so whenever you men out there order your girlfriends or wives to brew a macchiato for you. Oh, and you know those random panther growls you hear in the film? Those aren't state of the art movie sound special effects. They're actual audible testaments to the absolute awesome of Italian Spiderman. Puny Peter can't hold a candle to this crazy charisma.
Mr. Parker doesn't have half the powers or manhood Italian Spiderman has. The guts to do what's right in any way possible. The bad, rad, rude attitude. A pack of super quiet Il Gallo cigarettes in contrast with the hum of the portable Spidey-cycle. This is what makes Italian Spiderman so superior.
Both heroes in the ring. All we need now is your votes.
The Wheel of Fate is Turning! Rebel one! Action!
