Two Cow jokes from hereAir Gear: You have one bull, who likes flying on roller skates. There are a lot of cows, and they are all naked. The bull picks up friends and badge-thingies, but no one cares, because the plot makes no sense and all they want are boo-I mean, udders
Avatar: TLA: You have two cows. Does the second like the first or the evil third cow? Oh, and they try to save the world, but nobody cares about that
B Gata H Kei: You have a horny cow and a bull who's too stupid about the cow wanting him.
Baccano!: You have twenty cows. While being shipped across the ocean, they discover the secret of immortality. That very night, one of the cows contracts mad cow disease and starts eating the rest. Then he gets thrown in the ocean.
Baka to Test: You have a ton of stupid cows and a ton of stupid bulls fighting with the smarter ones in the hopes of switching their crumby old stable for an airconditioned one. Baaaa-ka!
Bleach: You have two cows. The two cows release their Zanpakutos and try to kill each other, destroying half of the Soul Society in the process (but somehow no-one dies).
Code Geass: You have two cows. Lelouch uses the Geass to make you give them to him. You then wonder where your cows went.
Code Geass R2: You have two cows. It is exactly like it was in the first season.
Cowboy Bebop: You have two COWboys! Hah, hah, get it? Isn't that funny?
Death Note: You have two cows. When you milk them, you always do so in slow-motion with multi-colored after-images and epic music playing in the background.
Death Note: You have two cows. You take one AND EAT IT!!!
Dragon Ball Z: You have OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND cows! But it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The cows are inert.
Durarara!!: You have two cows. One is a skeezy information broker and the other one is pretending to be a bartender. The second cow is perpetually pissed off and always tries to throw vending machines at the first cow, but he ends up just screwing the cow that can't find her head.
Eureka Seven: You have two cows. That doesn't matter, though, since your farm was seized by the Tower Federation and turned into yet another military training ground.
Full Metal Alchemist: Wanna see some photos of my two
adorable calves?
Ghost in the Shell - SAC: By the time you figure out what the two cows are doing, you're sick to death of even the nifty theme song.
Grave of the Fireflies: You have two calves. They lose their mother when their city is bombed. They try to survive on their own, but they fail. And Japan loses WWII. You are incredibly sad.
.hack//: You have two cows. Both are put into comas by some sort of super-PK
Hetalia: You are a German bull and find yourself stuck in a pasture with a silent Japanese bull and a crazy Italian bull. You want out, but the neighboring pasture is home to a bunch of more crazier cattle. You are also a Nazi, but no one (including yourself) has realized this yet. In the end it will not matter because you discover each and every bull is gay. You share your hay with the Italian more than you care to admit. You might have a sick fetish for leather.
Kanon: Seven years ago, you had two cows. Uguu.
K-On!: You have four cows trying to save a defunct light music club, despite distractions from desserts, trips to the beach, the fact that one of them is a moron who forgets guitar chords when she studies for tests, and the fact that cows have hooves and can't play musical instruments.
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumooya: You have two cows in an anime. While you watch them, your brain explodes from confusion.
Naruto: You have two cows, dattebayo.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: You thought the show was about owning two cows but it turns out... well, you have no idea what the show was about.
One Piece: You have two...no, three...no, six cows, a camel, a bird thing, and a reindeer. In the beginning, everything seems interesting. Unfortunately, after you get pissed off with some cow named Moofy and the crappy-ass theme song, you just stop watching.
Ouran High School Host Club: You have a series of two bulls (even the one that looks like a calf) and one cow who pretends to be a bull to pay back the series of bulls for a vase in a china shop. The bulls are all gay in one way or another, but not really
Pokemon: You have two Miltank and a lot of annoying theme songs
Soul Eater: You have two symmetrical cows.
Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann: Don't milk yourself! Milk me who milks you!
Umineko: Beatrice told you you have two cows. That never happened